Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire: Grayson Rodriguez, top pitching prospect, set to debut; Kenta Maeda back to form

The top pitching prospect in baseball is being called up for his big-league debut Wednesday.

So why am I not more excited for Grayson Rodriguez?

I can think of three reasons:

Having said all that, I should at least feign enthusiasm because, gosh darn it, this is the best pitching prospect in baseball!